Tales from the Missionary Hut: The Hoe

This simple make-it-at-home hoe is a powerful device that enables you to plough vast fields in your own back yard, grow all the food and dig all the wells you need.  No longer will there be any need for supermarket shopping for groceries or spending hard-earned cash on environmentally-unfriendly packs of bottled water.  To top it all off, you get all your daily exercise and a trim figure, just like the cavemen.