Should we be censored, banned or criminalised for enjoying culture and cultural artefacts from around the world? Isn’t culture always fluid? In this short spoof the Cultural Appropriation police are out to get you-not a far cry from the backward and divisive ‘stay in your lane’ message of today’s identitarians. Yet, throughout history the most successful societies have been the ones that were open to cultural exchange and borrowing. At WORLDbytes we also see ‘cultural difference’ as a euphemism for racial difference, and certainly not something we respect.