Spoon gangs roam the streets armed with big spoons, little pointy spoons and plastic un-recyclable spoons. One spoon crime victim tells us she will never be able to visit her grandfather again as he used to play the spoons. The campaign for a cutlery free world say the crime is spreading and the special spoon squad declare a spoon amnesty. This panic report mocks the hype surrounding knife crime and suggests we should be wary of the fear mongering; especially as the proposed solutions are more punitive laws and regulation of young people’s lives.
