Reporting on the humanoid ethical shopping phenomena that makes us especially happy and smug, alien correspondent Asbo goes out on the streets to find out more. He is physically sick over a fair trade cappuccino, shop lifts ethical body products for testing and checks out smelly goats for Africa. Zlog, in the comfort of the spaceship, chews over why humanoids like to shop ethically and discovers that: “the goats smell and presumes this may be why they are given as gifts to the poor in the developing world.”
