Ethan Greenheart, author of Can I Recycle My Granny, spiked-online columnist and WORLDbytes Green Santa Claus is here to answer all your questions about ethical Xmas living for the twenty-first century. He implores us to stop celebrating yet another child being born. Ethan introduces us to the joys of Christmas at home with the Greenhart family, including defecating on our allotments and making sculptures from twigs. After watching this you may wonder how you got on without such words of wisdom. Please visit www.spiked-online.com for his weekly column.